You see why I’m such a good vampire? We’re all lying, devious bastards, not like werewolves, if there are werewolves, whose MO is, “Hi, I’m a werewolf, surprise! And fuck you! ” No, we lurk. We’re lurkers.

Christopher Buehlman
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